Stories – 25th Installment

For the last 20 years I have presented the Gospel to each new youth at the highly secure prison for the kids ages 13 to 19 at Gainesville, Texas.  It is the first time that most any of them have stopped “running on the streets” and had the time to think about their life.  Most every one made a decision to make God part of their life.  After our hour+ together I would write each one a letter.  As a result I corresponded more with many of them.  And in each letter I would enclose a group of short stories or poems.  They really liked them, especially those with an emotional message.  You probably would not believe how many locked-up prison boys have loved theses little stories, and read them over and over.

In my soon to be published book I enclosed a long list of those short stories in the Appendix.  Since the prison boys liked them so much, I thought you may like to see some of them.  So, here is a 25th group of them for you.  And you are welcome to share them with others.

Ron

God Was Busy

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

 
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform…
 
I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor,  and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.  The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.  The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?
  
 The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

USC Professor…………

This  is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at the University of Southern California . 
           
There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. 
           
His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester proving that God couldn’t exist. 
           
His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic.
           
 Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation. 
           
At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his  class of 60 students, ‘If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!’ 
           
In twenty years, no one had ever stood up.  They knew what he was  going to do next. He would say, ‘Because anyone who believes in God is a fool’.

If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking; such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can’t do it.’ 

And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into many pieces. 

All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare. 
           
Most of the students became convinced that God couldn’t exist.  Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.
           
Well, a few years ago there was a freshman from Texas who happened to  enroll. 
           
He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. 
           
He  was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid.  But for three months that semester, he intently prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought.

Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith…he  hoped. 

Finally, the day came.  The professor said, “If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!”  The professor and the class of 60 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.
           
The  professor shouted, “You FOOL!!! 
           
 If  God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!” 
           
He  proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. 

The professor’s jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk.  He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.

The  young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 60 students stayed and listened as he told of God’s love for them and of His power through Jesus.

WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom….  There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.  When the girls find out, they’ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, ‘Dear God, this is an emergency!  I need help now!  Five minutes from now I’m dead meat.’

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.

Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy’s lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, ‘Thank you, Lord!  Thank you, Lord!’

Now, all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.  The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.  All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.  The sympathy is wonderful.  But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else – Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out.  ‘You’ve done enough, you klutz!’

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, ‘You did that on purpose, didn’t you?’  Susie whispers back, ‘I wet my pants once too.’

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good….

Remember….  Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Each and everyone one of us may be going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can if you are staying close to Him.  

Keep the faith.

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